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Someone Needs To Tell Martha Stewart Her Food Tweets Are Disgusting

Warning: Gross food photography ahead.

1. Domestic goddess Martha Stewart is grossing people out on Twitter with her ugly-looking food.


Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Iceberg wedge with homemade Russian dressing. Perfect salad for the onion soup lunch

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Jonno E

@CiaraVEVO

@MarthaStewart jesus christ martha

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Andy Almeida

@andyalmeida

@MarthaStewart that looks terrible

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Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Best slow cooked onion soup with baguette croutons and gruyere and Comte cheese melted on top. Garden onions

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@LouisatheLast @Karnythia That soup pic looks like a toilet bowl after an attack of intestinal flu.

— Invisible Cripple (@civilwarbore)

Invisible Cripple

@civilwarbore

@LouisatheLast @Karnythia That soup pic looks like a toilet bowl after an attack of intestinal flu.

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7. Even the meals the 72-year-old isn’t cooking herself are weirding out her followers.

Foie gras walnut brioche. Delicious by Kristen Kishinev

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Foie gras walnut brioche. Delicious by Kristen Kishinev

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@MarthaStewart the fuck is that

— SpeniC. (@SpeniCFresh)

SpeniC.

@SpeniCFresh

@MarthaStewart the fuck is that

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10. Pretty sure this is how penicillin was discovered.

12. Just try looking at this for more than three seconds without spewing.

14. Seriously, what is happening here?

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

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@shitfoodblogger @MarthaStewart that does NOT look like A Good Thing.

— Jason Perlow (@jperlow)

Jason Perlow

@jperlow

@shitfoodblogger @MarthaStewart that does NOT look like A Good Thing.

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17. Your bad photography makes this look like a tower of pus-covered raw meat.

Watermelon goat cheese salad with salt and olive oil at nougatine at jean Georges

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Watermelon goat cheese salad with salt and olive oil at nougatine at jean Georges

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@MarthaStewart You're like really, really white.

— Sof໚ Regalado (@sofiiare77)

Sof໚ Regalado

@sofiiare77

@MarthaStewart You’re like really, really white.

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20. No.

23. There goes my gag reflex.

Matsutake mushrooms sliced over broken rice and broth. Fragrant and very very good

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Matsutake mushrooms sliced over broken rice and broth. Fragrant and very very good

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.@MarthaStewart better than prison food?

— James Ryan O'Meara (@ItsJimOMeara)

James Ryan O’Meara

@ItsJimOMeara

.@MarthaStewart better than prison food?

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26. *Gagging*

28. But maybe her followers are just “uncultured.”

First course. Land and sea. Uni. Seaweed bone marrow by Dominique CERN s. F.

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

First course. Land and sea. Uni. Seaweed bone marrow by Dominique CERN s. F.

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@MarthaStewart LOOK LIKE DISHWATER SUDDS

— THE QUEEN GOONIE (@BLANCAWHIITE)

THE QUEEN GOONIE

@BLANCAWHIITE

@MarthaStewart LOOK LIKE DISHWATER SUDDS

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@MarthaStewart seriously? That looks like spit and diarrhea.

— ditzy dental diva (@ditzydentaldiva)

ditzy dental diva

@ditzydentaldiva

@MarthaStewart seriously? That looks like spit and diarrhea.

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@MarthaStewart LITERALLY MY CATS VOMIT

— Pimp Sus (@Pimp_Sausage)

Pimp Sus

@Pimp_Sausage

@MarthaStewart LITERALLY MY CATS VOMIT

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. @MarthaStewart girl that looks gross as hell

— Laura F (@kidsmealkid)

Laura F

@kidsmealkid

. @MarthaStewart girl that looks gross as hell

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34. For the love of God, Martha, leave the food photos to the professionals.

Pickerel. In a spicy tomato based broth. A varied menu. No choice. Just chef directed. Very good edulis

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

Pickerel. In a spicy tomato based broth. A varied menu. No choice. Just chef directed. Very good edulis

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@MarthaStewart Looks like a present from my dog.

— Wendy Werner (@luckyharty)

Wendy Werner

@luckyharty

@MarthaStewart Looks like a present from my dog.

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37. And keep being an OG.

39. UPDATE Nov. 18, 5:47: Martha Stewart addressed the uproar over her vile photography.

There seems to be some buzz about my food pics. Actually the onion soup was utterly delicious and the ice berg wedge divine.

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart)

Martha Stewart

@MarthaStewart

There seems to be some buzz about my food pics. Actually the onion soup was utterly delicious and the ice berg wedge divine.

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