1. Silent Film Star
Not speaking is basically the entire costume.
2. No Face
Trail the people you love at a distance before melting away into the shadows. Or, you know, don’t.
3. Silent Bob
Get a more outgoing friend to be Jay.
4. Shy Ronnie
All you need is a sweater, glasses, a microphone, and again, a far more effusive friend to be Rihanna.
5. Full-Coverage Dinosaur
Conceal your face from the world.
It’s all over the internet so it may as well be all over you.
You don’t have to mess with Mario and Luigi unless you really want to.
All you need to say all night is, of course, “Hodor.”
This, too, only requires the endless repetition of a single word.
11. Hamster in a Ball
Sweet, sweet isolation.
12. Emily Dickinson
Homegirl hardly ever left her house.
13. Minecraft Steve
Nobody will know what you’re up to under there.
14. Moaning Myrtle
With that toilet seat around your neck, nobody is going near you.
If someone tries to talk to you, simply transport yourself to another time and place.
16. Stick Figure
For added people repellant, draw a frowny face instead.
19. Cat Burglar Cat
If it all gets to be too much, just steal away hahahahahhaa sorry.
Equal parts creepy and cozy (OK maybe heavier on the creepy).
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