My jorts so short you can see the pockets hanging out the bottom #tough
17. This abomination against America.
The LEGS aren’t even the SAME LENGTH.
16. This eternal struggle.
15. These stock photo jorts.
This is a result when you search “woman” + “plumber.” Accurate.
14. These way-too-tight jorts.
Jorts.com is a veritable treasure trove of jortsy gems like this.
13. These fringed monstrosities.
This is like if Coachella died and came back to life as a pair of $38 leg coverings.
7. These poor abandoned jorts.
Come back, Beefy!
6. And these legs left out in the cold to die.
They could have become SO MANY THINGS.
2. Tobias Fünke
Okay, hear me out: Tobias is obviously iconic and perfect BUT he’s not exactly great PR for jorts. If you don’t believe me, here is a thought experiment: look at the above gifs and imagine how they smell. Take a biiiiiig mind-whiff. Right? Right.