1. Here’s what happens when you look up stock photos of women in different professions:**
The outfit: Lingerie, red lipstick, lab coat, push-up bra, safety goggles, disposable latex gloves.
OPTION 1: Miniskirt, oversize tie, vest, cropped shirt, folder.
OPTION 2: Blazer, laptop, underwear, hosiery, pumps, toilet.
The outfit: Something short, because you apparently need to climb on your desk a lot to do your job.
The outfit: Hairnet, stethoscope, thigh-highs, blouse, platform pumps.
The outfit: Button-up nurse dress, garter belt, stay-ups, pumps, prone pose (it’s how you do all your best nurse work).
The outfit: Knee-high boots, mini-dress, vinyl police cap, handcuffs, gun.
The outfit: Shortalls, tank top, chainsaw, protective goggles, noise-reducing headphones.
The outfit: Swimsuit, glasses, waterproof computer employed as tanning device.
The outfit: Jean shorts, blouse tied at boobs, hair bow, pumps, imaginary tray.
The outfit: Time machine, quill pen, corset, bustle.
The outfit Espadrilles, miniskirt, crop top, a demonstrated hatred of soda.
The outfit: Hair bow, eyeshadow, pasta.
14. Flight Attendant
The outfit: Crop top, miniskirt, scarflet, platform heels, jaunty cap.
The outfit: Ruffly shirt, gloves, bowler hat, magnifying glass.
The outfit: Turtleneck, man.
The outfit: Tie, vest, pants, sunglasses, pigtails.
18. Armed Services
OPTION 1: Sports bra, jacket, sunglasses.
OPTION 2: Jacket, boobs.
19. Graphic Designer
The outfit: JUST KIDDING! Be a man, because there are no stock images of female graphic designers at all.
The outfit: Jean shorts, plaid blouse, pumps, monkey wrench.
The outfit: Crop top, thong, butterfly hair clip, terrible painting.
The outfit: Whatever this is, baseball hat.
The outfit: NOTHING.
The outfit: Be a dog.
**All searches were done with the stock image service Shutterstock.