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Keep your pitcher cold yet undiluted with a plastic cup of ice.
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Or the bottom half of a two-liter bottle.
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Or with frozen grapes.
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Freeze your leftover* wine to use in sauces.
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Keep your beers neatly stacked in the fridge with a binder clip.
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Bring your drink anywhere with Sneaky Shorts.
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Learn the sacred truth that you can open a beer with anything, like a plug.
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The handles of a can opener.
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Why use a manual corkscrew when you can do it in a tenth of the time with a drill?
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Know how much you're drinking.
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Make a delightful memento out of a champagne cork.
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Create your own R2-Booze2.
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Use a rake to cheaply and easily store wine glasses.
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If you don't feel like DRINKING-drinking, make moonshine marshmallows.
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Or vodka-soaked oranges.
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One of many booze cakes:
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Or, for the more literally-minded:
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And most importantly: Ensure you'll never spill your beer again.