24 People Who Have Already Broken Their New Year’s Resolutions

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MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION WAS TO STOP BUYING THE SCHOOL'S COOKIES BUT I ALREADY BROKE IT ON THE FIRST DAY BACK I LOVE COOKIES I CANT CHANGE

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Already broke my New Years resolution by spendin 100 at the mall on shoes & lip rings.Only spendin my money on drugs & alcohol from now on

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Already broke my resolution to not eat the grease soaked paper towel I used to dab off the pizza god dammit

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Already broke my new years resolution. Ended up crying in fetal posish mid run, again.

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Broke my New Years resolution today.. ate more than 10 cookies in one sitting. #shoot" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23shoot">#shoot #cantfightfire" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23cantfightfire">#cantfightfire

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Only a few days into 2013 and i broke my resolution to not be an angry scotsman :-( #lifeover" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23lifeover">#lifeover

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Made a New Years resolution not to masturbate....guess who just broke his resolution. (;

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Damn. I already broke my resolution to not masturbate twice a day this year.

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My new years resolution was to not masturbate as much. I broke it a half hour into 2013. #DaveTalj" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23DaveTalj">#DaveTalj

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I broke my resolution to be a better person. I'm pretty sure I am judging you all.

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Already broke my new years resolution not to make anyone cry #OhDear" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23OhDear">#OhDear

12.

And you douche bag can f-ing kiss my ass! Aw damn, I just broke my New Years resolution to not swear! Pfft...

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Already broke my New Years resolution and smoked a cig!!! 2013 is fucked...

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Already broke my new years resolution of wearing actual pants to school #fuckthat" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23fuckthat">#fuckthat #tracktightsitis" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23tracktightsitis">#tracktightsitis

15.

Already broke my New Years resolution of not losing my temper at Target.

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Already broke a #NewYears" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23NewYears">#NewYears resolution - I vowed to quit over-sharing on Twitter...

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I broke my new years resolution of only drunk tweeting twice last night. Off to a good start.

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Already broke the "No drunk texting" resolution. Welp, old habits die hard.

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Already broke must new years resolution: to be less of a cry baby. Had tears in my eyes while watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show

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I said NO bacon 2013, no bacon, no bacon, no bacon.......I really want bacon, I'm having bacon. 1st NY resolution broke! #weak" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23weak">#weak

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My New Years resolution was to not make a New Years resolution and I've already broke it...

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