24 People Who Have Already Broken Their New Year’s Resolutions

It’s hard to stop eating cookies and start wearing actual pants.

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tori @useyourcraNIAM Follow

MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION WAS TO STOP BUYING THE SCHOOL'S COOKIES BUT I ALREADY BROKE IT ON THE FIRST DAY BACK I LOVE COOKIES I CANT CHANGE

3:57 PM - 2 Jan 13

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Super Douche @Frick_Squad Follow

Already broke my New Years resolution by spendin 100 at the mall on shoes & lip rings.Only spendin my money on drugs & alcohol from now on

11:23 PM - 1 Jan 13

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Emily Donahue @seriouslyemily Follow

Already broke my resolution to not eat the grease soaked paper towel I used to dab off the pizza god dammit

9:34 PM - 1 Jan 13

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Chris @Thekrizzo Follow

Already broke my new years resolution. Ended up crying in fetal posish mid run, again.

3:33 AM - 2 Jan 13

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Caroline Lodinsky @CLodinsky Follow

Broke my New Years resolution today.. ate more than 10 cookies in one sitting. #shoot #cantfightfire

3:49 AM - 2 Jan 13

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KIERAN † @shining_st4r Follow

Only a few days into 2013 and i broke my resolution to not be an angry scotsman :-( #lifeover

3:47 AM - 2 Jan 13

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~⚡~ @augievela Follow

Made a New Years resolution not to masturbate....guess who just broke his resolution. (;

6:26 AM - 1 Jan 13

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Matt O'Meara @OhhhMeara Follow

Damn. I already broke my resolution to not masturbate twice a day this year.

5:12 AM - 1 Jan 13

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Destroy-It-Dave @PsychoDave123 Follow

My new years resolution was to not masturbate as much. I broke it a half hour into 2013. #DaveTalj

12:57 AM - 2 Jan 13

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Ruth the Sleuth @Ruth_C Follow

I broke my resolution to be a better person. I'm pretty sure I am judging you all.

4:17 AM - 2 Jan 13

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Grinch @Grinch_Life Follow

Already broke my new years resolution not to make anyone cry #OhDear

5:56 PM - 1 Jan 13

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Christian @rattlerguy Follow

And you douche bag can f-ing kiss my ass! Aw damn, I just broke my New Years resolution to not swear! Pfft...

6:57 AM - 1 Jan 13

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Joe Jenkins @theJoejenkins1 Follow

Already broke my New Years resolution and smoked a cig!!! 2013 is fucked...

5:13 AM - 1 Jan 13

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Julie Rodgers @Schmoolie_ Follow

Already broke my new years resolution of wearing actual pants to school #fuckthat #tracktightsitis

1:33 PM - 2 Jan 13

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Jason Good @jasonmgood Follow

Already broke my New Years resolution of not losing my temper at Target.

2:12 AM - 2 Jan 13

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Sairam @sairam_nvgvpsr Follow

Just broke my new year resolution of "not opening my twitter"

3:56 PM - 1 Jan 13

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Matt Graves @TechCoor Follow

Already broke a #NewYears resolution - I vowed to quit over-sharing on Twitter...

5:01 AM - 1 Jan 13

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Adam Abramson @AdamAbramson Follow

Just broke my 2013 resolution to stay off Twitter. Happy New Year!

5:04 AM - 1 Jan 13

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Scott Davidson @SDavidson90 Follow

I broke my new years resolution of only drunk tweeting twice last night. Off to a good start.

6:00 PM - 1 Jan 13

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Saleen @SaleenNoelle Follow

Already broke the "No drunk texting" resolution. Welp, old habits die hard.

6:53 AM - 2 Jan 13

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Lizzy Grant ♡‏ @faggxt Follow

Already broke must new years resolution: to be less of a cry baby. Had tears in my eyes while watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show

9:02 AM - 2 Jan 13

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Liv Forster @lvfrstr Follow

Already broke my new years resolution, I ate bacon :'(

12:27 PM - 1 Jan 13

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Drama Queen @melamberlina Follow

I said NO bacon 2013, no bacon, no bacon, no bacon.......I really want bacon, I'm having bacon. 1st NY resolution broke! #weak

10:59 AM - 1 Jan 13

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Alex Haley @AlexAndreWhaley Follow

My New Years resolution was to not make a New Years resolution and I've already broke it...

3:58 AM - 2 Jan 13

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