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24 People Who Have Already Broken Their New Year’s Resolutions

It’s hard to stop eating cookies and start wearing actual pants.

1.

MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION WAS TO STOP BUYING THE SCHOOL’S COOKIES BUT I ALREADY BROKE IT ON THE FIRST DAY BACK I LOVE COOKIES I CANT CHANGE— tori

2.

Already broke my New Years resolution by spendin 100 at the mall on shoes & lip rings.Only spendin my money on drugs & alcohol from now on— Super Douche

3.

Already broke my resolution to not eat the grease soaked paper towel I used to dab off the pizza god dammit— Emily Donahue

4.

Already broke my new years resolution. Ended up crying in fetal posish mid run, again.— Chris

5.

Broke my New Years resolution today.. ate more than 10 cookies in one sitting. #shoot #cantfightfire

— CLodinsky (@Caroline Lodinsky)

Broke my New Years resolution today.. ate more than 10 cookies in one sitting. #shoot #cantfightfire— Caroline Lodinsky

6.

Only a few days into 2013 and i broke my resolution to not be an angry scotsman :-( #lifeover

— shining_st4r (@KIERAN †)

Only a few days into 2013 and i broke my resolution to not be an angry scotsman :-( #lifeover— KIERAN â€

7.

Made a New Years resolution not to masturbate....guess who just broke his resolution. (;

— augievela (@~⚡~)

Made a New Years resolution not to masturbate….guess who just broke his resolution. (;— ~âš¡~

8.

Damn. I already broke my resolution to not masturbate twice a day this year.

— OhhhMeara (@Matt O'Meara)

Damn. I already broke my resolution to not masturbate twice a day this year.— Matt O’Meara

9.

My new years resolution was to not masturbate as much. I broke it a half hour into 2013. #DaveTalj

— PsychoDave123 (@Destroy-It-Dave)

My new years resolution was to not masturbate as much. I broke it a half hour into 2013. #DaveTalj— Destroy-It-Dave

10.

I broke my resolution to be a better person. I'm pretty sure I am judging you all.

— Ruth_C (@Ruth the Sleuth)

I broke my resolution to be a better person. I’m pretty sure I am judging you all.— Ruth the Sleuth

11.

Already broke my new years resolution not to make anyone cry #OhDear

— Grinch_Life (@Grinch)

Already broke my new years resolution not to make anyone cry #OhDear— Grinch

12.

And you douche bag can f-ing kiss my ass! Aw damn, I just broke my New Years resolution to not swear! Pfft...

— rattlerguy (@Christian)

And you douche bag can f-ing kiss my ass! Aw damn, I just broke my New Years resolution to not swear! Pfft…— Christian

13.

Already broke my New Years resolution and smoked a cig!!! 2013 is fucked...

— theJoejenkins1 (@Joe Jenkins)

Already broke my New Years resolution and smoked a cig!!! 2013 is fucked…— Joe Jenkins

14.

Already broke my new years resolution of wearing actual pants to school #fuckthat #tracktightsitis

— Schmoolie_ (@Julie Rodgers)

Already broke my new years resolution of wearing actual pants to school #fuckthat #tracktightsitis— Julie Rodgers

15.

Already broke my New Years resolution of not losing my temper at Target.

— jasonmgood (@Jason Good)

Already broke my New Years resolution of not losing my temper at Target.— Jason Good

16.

Just broke my new year resolution of "not opening my twitter"

— sairam_nvgvpsr (@Sairam)

Just broke my new year resolution of “not opening my twitter”— Sairam

17.

Already broke a #NewYears resolution - I vowed to quit over-sharing on Twitter...

— TechCoor (@Matt Graves)

Already broke a #NewYears resolution - I vowed to quit over-sharing on Twitter…— Matt Graves

18.

Just broke my 2013 resolution to stay off Twitter. Happy New Year!

— AdamAbramson (@Adam Abramson)

Just broke my 2013 resolution to stay off Twitter. Happy New Year!— Adam Abramson

19.

I broke my new years resolution of only drunk tweeting twice last night. Off to a good start.

— SDavidson90 (@Scott Davidson)

I broke my new years resolution of only drunk tweeting twice last night. Off to a good start.— Scott Davidson

20.

Already broke the "No drunk texting" resolution. Welp, old habits die hard.

— SaleenNoelle (@Saleen)

Already broke the “No drunk texting” resolution. Welp, old habits die hard.— Saleen

21.

Already broke must new years resolution: to be less of a cry baby. Had tears in my eyes while watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show

— faggxt (@Lizzy Grant ♡‏)

Already broke must new years resolution: to be less of a cry baby. Had tears in my eyes while watching the Victoria’s Secret fashion show— Lizzy Grant ♡‏

22.

Already broke my new years resolution, I ate bacon :'(

— lvfrstr (@Liv Forster)

Already broke my new years resolution, I ate bacon :’(— Liv Forster

23.

I said NO bacon 2013, no bacon, no bacon, no bacon.......I really want bacon, I'm having bacon. 1st NY resolution broke! #weak

— melamberlina (@Drama Queen)

I said NO bacon 2013, no bacon, no bacon, no bacon…….I really want bacon, I’m having bacon. 1st NY resolution broke! #weak— Drama Queen

24.

My New Years resolution was to not make a New Years resolution and I've already broke it...

— AlexAndreWhaley (@Alex Haley)

My New Years resolution was to not make a New Years resolution and I’ve already broke it…— Alex Haley

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