24 People Who Have Already Broken Their New Year’s Resolutions

It’s hard to stop eating cookies and start wearing actual pants.

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Broke my New Years resolution today.. ate more than 10 cookies in one sitting. #shoot #cantfightfire

— CLodinsky (@Caroline Lodinsky)
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Only a few days into 2013 and i broke my resolution to not be an angry scotsman :-( #lifeover

— shining_st4r (@KIERAN †)
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Made a New Years resolution not to masturbate....guess who just broke his resolution. (;

— augievela (@~⚡~)
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Damn. I already broke my resolution to not masturbate twice a day this year.

— OhhhMeara (@Matt O'Meara)
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My new years resolution was to not masturbate as much. I broke it a half hour into 2013. #DaveTalj

— PsychoDave123 (@Destroy-It-Dave)
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I broke my resolution to be a better person. I'm pretty sure I am judging you all.

— Ruth_C (@Ruth the Sleuth)
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Already broke my new years resolution not to make anyone cry #OhDear

— Grinch_Life (@Grinch)
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And you douche bag can f-ing kiss my ass! Aw damn, I just broke my New Years resolution to not swear! Pfft...

— rattlerguy (@Christian)
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Already broke my New Years resolution and smoked a cig!!! 2013 is fucked...

— theJoejenkins1 (@Joe Jenkins)
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Already broke my new years resolution of wearing actual pants to school #fuckthat #tracktightsitis

— Schmoolie_ (@Julie Rodgers)
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Already broke my New Years resolution of not losing my temper at Target.

— jasonmgood (@Jason Good)
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Just broke my new year resolution of "not opening my twitter"

— sairam_nvgvpsr (@Sairam)
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Already broke a #NewYears resolution - I vowed to quit over-sharing on Twitter...

— TechCoor (@Matt Graves)
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Just broke my 2013 resolution to stay off Twitter. Happy New Year!

— AdamAbramson (@Adam Abramson)
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I broke my new years resolution of only drunk tweeting twice last night. Off to a good start.

— SDavidson90 (@Scott Davidson)
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Already broke the "No drunk texting" resolution. Welp, old habits die hard.

— SaleenNoelle (@Saleen)
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Already broke must new years resolution: to be less of a cry baby. Had tears in my eyes while watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show

— faggxt (@Lizzy Grant ♡‏)
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Already broke my new years resolution, I ate bacon :'(

— lvfrstr (@Liv Forster)
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I said NO bacon 2013, no bacon, no bacon, no bacon.......I really want bacon, I'm having bacon. 1st NY resolution broke! #weak

— melamberlina (@Drama Queen)
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My New Years resolution was to not make a New Years resolution and I've already broke it...

— AlexAndreWhaley (@Alex Haley)

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