3.
This disgruntled dude in an infomercial.
4.
This deeply confused stock photo man.
6.
Actually really any stock photo of any man ever asked to perform a basic domestic task.
8.
These absurdly gleeful TV hosts.
9.
THIS CAT OWNER HOLY SHIT.
10.
This stock photo lady who Cannot Have It All.
11.
This crazed murderer?
13.
This brilliant multi-tasker.