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    Zeituni Onyango

    Barack Obama's aunt was "found" living on the South Side of Boston and is living in the US illegally after being denied asylum four years ago. Obama lost contact with "Auntie Zeituni" after his 1988 trip to Kenya.

    The GOP will no doubt flog her immigration status and living situation endlessly; here's hoping it's too late to qualify as an October Surprise.