Is sookie on her period? I guess that would popular at Fangtasia. Yuck, no likey!

so she has a weird sideways butt crack…good to know

Can we PLEASE sop calling Anna Paquin hot? She's not…at all.

The blood splatter isn't right. Does no one at Rolling Stone watch Dexter?

Someone has Zack Morris hair.

If they were really undead then having blood all over them would probably make them go into a feeding frenzy, killing most of the Rolling Stone photography crew.  Which is why I don't understand how they had enough people (who weren't dead or absolutely terrified) to finish the article, not to mention the pictures. This world never makes sense to me anymore. I'm just going back to bed.

Stephen Moyer is bangin'.
I clutch at my pearls.

I never thought something so bloody (or chocosyrupy) would be so hottt! DAYUM!

Skarsgard. Naked. And I jizzed in my pants.

DO NOT WANT

Was it her first time?

Alexander Skarsgård could never be ugly….

So this is what I can look forward to getting in the mail…. $#*!.

Eek. This makes me light headed.

I don't know who you think you are, but I know this much is true: I wanna do bad things with you.

*hands Anna a tampon* And they did make Alexander ugly. :(

Is that supposed to be blood or chocolate syrup? Because I think it's the latter.