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    Tiger Woods' Love Child

    A porn star and a journalist are separately claiming that Tiger Woods fathered an illegitimate kid during his cocktail waitress spree.

    Neal Boulton, the journalist, claims that he has DNA evidence but that the mother is not Devon James (the porn star in question, who says the baby was born before Tiger and Elin married. Which barely even counts.). Mathematically, it seems kind of inevitable that a kid is out there.