Well come on, who didn't know this.
She “rescued him with a golf club”.
Righhhht…

FORE!

Here I am, just cruisin' down teh Internets, letting the bytes blow through my hair as I look at some GaGa and maybe a cute cat video or two and then WHAT THE FUCK it's TIGER WOODS doing the full trailer-trash tango: cheatin' and a beaten' with a DUI chaser.  Like, my paradigm just shifted without a clutch here.

If the affair part is true, I hope she used an incredibly expensive golf club. Like the Stradivarius of golf clubs.

Will his injuries affect his putz?

Without knowing the facts in this particular case yet, I'd still like to go ahead and send out a big FU to all jerks in the world with ridiculously hot (and sometimes SWEDISH) wives who can't just be happy with that. Assholes! Double assholes!