USA #1 so why try harder? oh wait..

America; the only home of Freedom…and the freedom tray….oh and Freedom Fries.

Tired of your stupid retard hands ruining everything all the time? Freedom tray! “Now I can do anything!”

I bet Glenn Beck has 12. He uses them to organize his hate mail.

What is this, the 1940s? Why do you have to be patriotic to need a tray that looks suspiciously like a TV dinner tray with legs? Why not call it a “Convenient Tray” or something? I can't believe the people in marketing let this one go public…

I was sold as soon as they mentioned it's only one and a half pounds. Amazing.

What drive thru hands people drinks without lids?

Freedom Tray's another word for nothin' left to spill.

I might also add, this seems like it should come right off of a David Cross CD.

“Fight socialism in a Godless America with… The Freedom Tray! We now return to Fox News.”

what drive through window gives sodas without lids?

“freedom tray”.
Another US patriotism stupididy.

That spokeswoman is speaking with a very UNAmerican accent. :(