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    The Dickiest Sufjan Fan

    Meet Alec Duffy, who won the exclusive rights to a Sufjan Stevens song and will only let people hear it if they come to his apartment.

    Yes, his apartment is in Brooklyn. The whole WSJ story is worth a read if you can stomach extreme self-righteousness and "artistic ideals" or whatever. I think I have to shower and move to Queens now.