'The City' Is Fake

Whitney Port's co-workers are complaining about her and her scripted show before it even debuts.

Port only "sorta-works" at Diane von Furstenberg and immediately leaves as soon as her scenes are finished. The Hills NYC spinoff also looks nothing like New York, say critics, and somehow the show is even less eventful than its LA counterpart. All this will likely add up to a mega-hit for MTV and an onslaught of "The City" tour buses around New York.