1. Joshua Jackson
10x hotter than on Dawson’s Creek, no question, and now with a side of funny!
2. Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Tim Riggins + Dawson Leary = Adult Zach Morris. Can’t you see it?
3. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Maybe JGL wasn’t technically a “heartthrob” back in the day, but he was certainly featured in an issue of Tiger Beat. Generation JTT, if you were 5 years younger you’d have been into this.
4. Neil Patrick Harris
Maybe having 3 names is the secret to aging success?
5. Christian Bale
I wonder if he still has these moves.
6. Jason Bateman
I think I have that coat. (The one on the left. The Teen Wolf 2 coat.)
7. Josh Brolin
Just ignore the W hair and the assault rumors.
8. Rob Lowe
Rob Lowe is what Tom Cruise would have looked like if Tom Cruise had aged well.
9. Joey McIntyre
Those eyes! (He’s also very funny in MA Men, you should watch it.)