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Posted on Dec 10, 2009

The 30 Worst Women's Magazine Covers of the 2000s

The things Photoshop and/or terrible taste can do. (Mostly terrible taste.)

by Amanda Dobbins

Community Contributor

1. Gwyneth Paltrow, September 2007

Palette DISASTER.
2. Demi Moore, December 2009

Demi and The Case Of The Missing Hip.
3. Fergie, October 2006

I have nothing nice to say.
4. Lada Gaga, June 2009

This is not coming from a place of Gaga hate. I love the LG! But this cover is not. flattering.
5. the infamous Faith Hill Redbook, July 2007

Brought to you in un-Photoshopped glory by Jezebel.
6. Beyonce, December 2007

That is not Beyonce. That is Beyonce starring in The Mask.
7. Maggie Gyllenhaal, August 2008

Joker/Batman yuk yuk yuk.]
8. Alicia Silverstone, Ashlee Simpson, and Connie Britton, October 2009

Mrs. Coach is EXCLUDED for the scorn. She still looks fab. (via Go Fug Yourself)
9. Jessica Alba, March 2005

What did they do to her eye???
10. Sarah Jessica Parker, July 2006

Plus side: that is the least horsey (sorry, had to) she's ever looked.
11. Madonna, April 2006

Cover by Photobooth. (via Photoshop Disasters)
12. Britney Spears, August 2006

Oh Brit, that wig.
13. Sarah Michelle Gellar, May 2003

The infamous bendy-limbed SMG. (via Gawker)
14. Kate Winslet, February 2003

This cover launched Kate Winslet's long career of fighting with tabloids and Photoshoppers.
15. Scarlett Johansson, November 2008

New rule for ScarJo: no jumpers.
16. Gisele Bundchen and LeBron James, April 2008

THAT ANNIE L IS SUCH A RACIST.
17. Julia Roberts, July 2003

I think this is just a straight "copy head onto another body," no? (via Gawker)
18. Janet Jackson, 2006

Before Lady Gaga.
19. Keira Knightley, December 2007

Spooky (because she's ghostlike).
20. Renee Zellweger, November 2004

I am not allured.
21. Nicole Kidman, November 2006

C3PO chic.
22. Drew Barrymore, March 2008

You airbrushed her bones away.
23. Kelly Rutherford, December 2009

(via Go Fug Yourself)
24. Sandra Oh, April 2007

The "jump and smile" never works.
25. Molly Sims, January 2002

That's Molly Sims in plaid pants, right?
26. Cameron Diaz, May 2008

Cameron Diaz is not a 40s pin-up, she is a professional farter. Get it straight.
27. Blake Lively, August 2008

So much fake hair!!!!
28. Gwyneth Paltrow, May 2008

Whoa that neck.
29. Kelly Clarkson, September 2009

More! Controversy!
30. Rachel Bilson, August 2008

She is thinking what you are thinking.(via Go Fug Yourself)