Steve Jobs’ Hormone Imbalance
The Apple CEO is not dying! Instead, he is suffering from a hormone imbalance that is “robbing [him] of the proteins [his] body needs to be healthy.” The disease is treatable, and he'll stay on as Apple CEO. Steve decided to disclose this information to quell the rampant death rumors and succession speculation that his weight loss inspired. So in review: Steve Jobs isn't dying, he's just pregnant.
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The imbalance is treatable!
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Apple shares rose on the disclosure.
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Steve Jobs Is Dying (Maybe) - Featured on BuzzFeed
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Jobs intends to continue as Apple’s CEO
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Jobs’ letter
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Right, because Steve Jobs has a magical variety of pancreatic cancer that can be cured by diet and positive thinking. Also, unicorn dung and pixie dust. It may kill almost 100% of normal people, but NOT STEVE JOBS!
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CNBC Asks If Steve Jobs Has PMS
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Blogger suggests poundsforsteve.com to aid recovery.
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Jobs Should Be Dead By Now
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