Slap Chop with Vince

I'm still not convinced that this infomercial isn't high quality performance art. It's like an Entendre Contest for kitchen products. “The reason you're going to slap away everyday is because it's so easy to clean.” If only.

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  • Don't forget: “1, 2, and pops open like that like a buttahfly to clean.”

    Joseph
    3 years ago
  • Yeah, i saw this today and was totally dumbfounded. Vince is a genius!

    Rami Dearest
    3 years ago
  • Favorite quotes : “Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.” “You're gonna love my nuts. Watch this.” “The reason you're gonna slap away every day is because it's so easy to clean.” “Life's hard enough as it is. You don't wanna cry anymore.” “We're gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time!” “Tacos, fretucchini (sp), linguine, martini, bikini”

    Greg Saunders
    3 years ago

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