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    Rachida Dati

    French president Nicolas Sarkozy has fired his foreign minister because she is glamorous, had a baby out of wedlock (maybe his!) and because Carla Bruni hates her.

    People were also outraged because she returned to work five days after giving birth, which is typically French and awesome. This concludes your lesson on foreign politics for the day.