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'Powder Blue' Trailer
http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/powder-blue-t...The first trailer for Jessica Biel's much-anticipated stripper film is now online.
Am I the only one who found that way too emo to sit through? I love my collection of Explosions in the Sky, if that’s who the song is from, but I’m just really not interested in Jessica Biel. Or all this melodrama. Next.
There was a pole, there was writhing, there were various easy-to-remove ensembles, and at one point she cracks an egg on her chest. No, it’s not porn, but then if it were porn, you wouldn’t get to see Jessica Biel strip.