Finally! I found it posted at http://tinyurl.com/p2q4rk I had to fill out some dumb survey but it worked!
Movie Buzz The first trailer for Jessica Biel's much-anticipated stripper film is now online. It's unclear whether that is “Sad Stripper Movie” music or “Redemptive Stripper Movie” music, but a dying kid plotline means you're going to feel guilty about enjoying Jessica strip, no matter what.
Finally! I found it posted at http://tinyurl.com/p2q4rk I had to fill out some dumb survey but it worked!
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for those of you who want the music it is The Soul's Release - Dripping Whispers
Am I the only one who found that way too emo to sit through? I love my collection of Explosions in the Sky, if that's who the song is from, but I'm just really not interested in Jessica Biel. Or all this melodrama. Next.
It looks like “Flashdance” directed by David Lynch. FYI — Jessica Biel got her dynamite ass working out here:
http://www.petranekfitness.com/cms/ No lie.
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Was that music by Explosions in the Sky? They make everything better.
Kidding aside, that's one of the best trailers I've seen in a long time.
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What was all that filler between the stripper parts. Why is there a plot to this movie?
I'm not sure any amount of stripping could make up for the sadness of Santa committing suicide.
There was a pole, there was writhing, there were various easy-to-remove ensembles, and at one point she cracks an egg on her chest. No, it's not porn, but then if it were porn, you wouldn't get to see Jessica Biel strip.
Well, there's arty strippy and then there's strippy strippy, and that was definitely the arty kind. Which I don't rate as being particularly strippy at all.
I am with you on the sad, but I feel that there was a good amount of “strippy” going on.
That was sadder and less strippy than I had anticipated.
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