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    Not Proposing to Gisele

    Tom Brady is making a habit out of not marrying Gisele Bündchen.

    More accurately, tabloids are making a habit of falsely reporting their engagement (for the record: they're still not). But at some point they're both going to have to realize that "someone better coming along" is physically impossible, right?