‘New Moon’ Explained For Semi-Self-Respecting 20somethings

Internet candy: The Awl’s Natasha Vargas-Cooper and Mary HK Choi break down the latest Twilight movie for your enjoyment.

The Jordan Catalano call is pretty much spot-on.

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