Something tells me she checked out waaaaay before the grocery store…

and if i was the grocery store manager coming back to my store the next morning to find out that some asshole rampaged my store and spilled pasta, chips and dips everywhere AND THEN left an unusable check with LOVE SUSAN scrawled across it, I would beat the shit out of the nearest baby.

when she says “walking around with a feedbag you kind of feel like a horse sometimes” she slurs horse and sometimes together making her feel like a 'whore sometimes'. I hate this woman

Oh wow, I did NOT realize this was the mouthfucking pear lady! Well played, Eliot.

up next; clubbing at noon! GOOooo JagrrrrrR!