…. I think it's more handlebar with chin puff

Next thing you know, he'll be tying damsels to rail road tracks and someone is gonna have to step in and save them.

I like Mel when he's sober. And still, I cannot help it. When I look at that thing, it looks like a grimy panty liner stuck on his chin.  I met a guy just today with one of those, and I really hurt his feelings when I told him that's what it looked like. I realize in retrospect what I should have said instead was something more along the lines of “Hey, trendy new beard you have there!”  Live and learn.

As a man who is facial hair challenged, I am fully in support of people who rock all the crazy, creative styles that have fallen out of fashion! I loathe, loathe, loathe the modern plain mustache.

Everybody, this is Lord Mel Gibson.
Lord Mel Gibson, meet everybody.

Apparently, Messiah Complexes distort your sense of fashion too.