Mariah Carey: The Musical
Mariah Carey is in talks to make a musical about her life. She wants Leona Lewis or Vanessa Hudgens (of High School Musical and nude photo fame) to star. Will they do the songs in chronological order, or will they start off with “Touch My Body” and then do flashbacks until the glorious “Always Be My Baby” tire-swinging finale? And holy crap, imagine the costumes. Broadway needs to survive long enough for this to happen.
