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    Jesus Makes You Fat

    A Dr. Oz-like analysis of 52 paintings depicting the Last Supper finds that Jesus' portion control is severely lacking.

    Amanda Dobbins
    by Amanda Dobbins

    Community Contributor

    As in, his plate has grown 62% in the last thousand years. Memo to JC: it takes your stomach 20 minutes to realize it's full. Eat slowly, and stop eating when you're full. Pretty sure I read all that in Acts.

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