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    How To Steal A Sex Toy

    The prudent thing to do is to leave your car in Drive while you locate the perfect sex doll.

    Amanda Dobbins
    by Amanda Dobbins

    Community Contributor

    That way you can smash through two sets of doors and get home to your doll before she changes her mind.

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