Hitler Had One Ball

And by ball, I do mean testicle. Let the inadequacy jokes fly. The sourcing on this article is more than a little shady, but whatever, it's not like the guy has a reputation to protect.

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  • One nut deserves another!

    Jonah Peretti
    3 years ago
  • (editing from preview that for some reason didn't take)
    I should add from my previous post that I am doing this from memory, which is faulty, and I may have facts about the source or when I saw it wrong ( I couldn't find any links), however I am fairly certain I have the story related by the curator accurate. Personally I believe it had more to do with the Thule Society's belief's and the antisemitism in Europe at the time, but thats me.

    WolvenSpectre
    3 years ago
  • On a Canadian News Magazine on TV about a couple of decades ago, a German curator of a Hitler Museum claimed that he lost it trying to impress a Jewish girl of means who eventually dumped him rather than loose the family's money. This is after her brothers had beat the living hell out of him, he joined the military to learn how to defend himself and raise his status in life, and in full military uniform tried to show off for her by walking an old fashioned pole fence like a tightrope to make her laugh and ignore another suitor. He slipped and fell, straddling the long pole used to make the fence loosing, or causing an injury that soon after contributed to the loss of his testicle. Mind you I have also in the intervening years have read that this, while for a time believed to be academically true, was vastly altered to act as a justification for why Hitler had such hatred of the Jewish People, but it never mentioned how it was changed from fact. I should also add that this is to the best of my memory and I can have several of the facts surrounding the source of the story wrong, but I am confident on the content of the story told by the curator is as he told it.

    WolvenSpectre
    3 years ago
  • WolvenSpectre
    3 years ago
  • Emma Lee
    3 years ago
  • Emma Lee
    3 years ago
  • A photo of Hitler, on the right, before losing a testicle in World War I. Prior to losing one of his “best buds” (as he called them), Hitler had a budding television and film career in comedy. He had dreams of continuing in film and eventually retiring to do a cable-access show for kids called “Mr. Hilter's Neighborhood,” featuring puppets, toy locomotives, and songs about mailmen. World War I, however, ended Mr. Hitler's future in film, and optimistic outlook on life, the moment it robbed him of his testicle - thereby making him a maniacal, vainglorious, and vacuous shadow of a man…

    david
    3 years ago
  • “If I Only Had a Brain” becomes “If I Only Had a Second Testicle.” What would Hitler have done differently?

    david
    3 years ago
  • He's like the Lance Armstrong of genocide … but he distributed armbands instead of yellow wristbands.

    Germinal Dandelin
    3 years ago
  • Hitler only had one ball … the song.

    Jack Shepherd
    3 years ago

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