please go away.

she looks nothing like LVDW!

I've watched Gossip Girl religiously in spite of my heterosexuality (primarily due to my Schwartz love) but holy crap I cannot bring myself to watch this. “Omigod, total 80's flashback!” is not the way to win me over, CW.

The only thing that will redeem this movie if they replace the narrative device with a gossip chain letter. Or the Pony Express.