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This week’s newsletter from Gwyneth Paltrow focuses on a former “frenemy” who was publicly humiliated, much to the Goopster’s glee.
For me, Winona will always be that insanely hot girl in Heathers, while Gwyneth Paltrow will never be more than some half-crazed dingbat with more money than brains or good sense (see by her unspeakably stupid blog for evidence). Winona wins in a default landslide!
Gwyneth was finally making some inroads with me after Iron Man, but Winona is a very sensitive subject for me. I’m still not over the Ryder/Depp breakup. In proportionately catty revenge, Winona should name her child “Banana.” “Banana Depp.”
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