Gisele Is The New Gwyneth Paltrow
Everyone loves to hate Gwyneth Paltrow for being snooty and preachy and giving her kids silly names. Fine. But do you know who's also snooty and preachy with the added bonus of being younger, richer, and a supermodel? Gisele Bundchen. Herewith, her greatest hits.
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I'd make a law that you can't be an idiotic husband stealing whore.
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This post is far more self-righteous than she comes across as… what's with trying to make her out to be a bad person by cherry picking a few quotes?
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WHAT? Gisele produced words AND sounds?! WHAT. And by “WHAT” I mean “Well, anyways… I wonder what I should make for breakfast”.
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What I like most about these quotes is that they come from a woman who has never had to DO anything. Having a child is probably the only real thing that she is ever done.
Holding your boobs while someone photographs you is not a job, its a privilege. - Joshua Fjelstad thinks Gisele Is The New Gwyneth Paltrow is WTF
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What's wrong with the breastfeeding comment? The longer you breastfeed a baby, the better. 6 months is the recommended minimum. There a lot of benefits. No, it shouldn't be a law, but she could have just been expressing her opinion in an exaggerated way. Everyone does that.
- Granada W thinks Gisele Is The New Gwyneth Paltrow is Trashy, Ew & WTF
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Poor Tom - she has small nipples. :-(
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They could have named the baby Rivers after Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo. I'd approve of that.
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I'm with you, Amanda. This is one of those women who thinks that she performed some sort of cosmic miracle by having a baby. Guess what? Every crack-smoking prostitute in my neighborhood has managed it several times over. It's really not that impressive. As far as glue-sniffing kids in Brazil, that's great, but could you also snatch up one of the crack babies in Brooklyn before they grow up and break into my car?
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Most comments are pretty reasonable. Even the breastfeeding one— if she thinks it should be a worldwide law let her become world president and enforce it. I think and ponder a lot of stuff equal or worse that that, I just don't have a microphone glued to my nose everywhere I go. Btw— what's so stupid or moronic about wanting to adopt a child from Brazil? Have you ever left the US? It's not pretty down here.
- therblig thinks Gisele Is The New Gwyneth Paltrow is Trashy
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Ummm… Honestly most of what she said, excluding the breastfeeding comment, wasn't that bad at all. She's just expressing her opinion, and she's more than entitled to that. I'm sure if anyone on here was to become famous and have a microphone in their face all the time they'd say their opinion as well, and a lot of people would hate them for it. Beyond that what she said about adopting a brazilian baby is more than admirable. It should not be on this list.
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I think that the only reason why people might dislike what she has to say is only because she is gorgeous and rich.
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To save myself the typing, I'm just gonna ctrl+v my miley vs perez comment:
Is there a button for they both suck? …come to think of it, that was more work than necessary. - xrockerchique thinks Gisele Is The New Gwyneth Paltrow is WTF
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#1. I'm stoked that I'm not the only one who dislikes both Gisele and Gwyneth.
#2. I'll be interested to see how she proposes to enforce her breastfeeding law, and what her plan is for orphaned children. - Lizbird thinks Gisele Is The New Gwyneth Paltrow is Trashy
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She's not a supermodel for her intelligence people.
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