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K whats up with the stop motion…….?

there's definitely a Top Ten joke in this story somewhere…

I like how he reduces this to “I had sex” as opposed to “I cheated on my wife” … because that's the real thing Dave - we hope you have sex ….with your W-I-F-E. If you're just another creepy old guy who hits on young staffers, then you're not going to be let into a whole lot of America's living rooms … its just gonna creep us out.

Impeccably done David - I respect your position and your statement - nothing to be ashamed of here -it's just just the truth and that is fine with me.

Doesn't he make a living making fun of public figures fucking up like this? Must suck for his wife.

Now THAT is how you diffuse a scandal.
Well done Dave. You deflated all the mystery.
Now please keep it in your worldwide pants.

Uhhhh…Awkward.

i use to like david letterman but what a skeezzeoid …he had a girlfriend for 23 years and finally married her this year… and he has a 5 year old son with her…keep it in your pants old man no one wants to see your wrinkley peen