there used to be a thing in utah about crispin glover refusing to buy some childrens art where the proceeds went to primary childrens hospital. he claimed that the paintings were total crap. after that there were stickers saying “crispin glover hates childrens art” all over the place. kinda weird seeing him read a childrens story after that. btw, ruben and ed is one of the best movies ever

I'd like to see Crispin Glover direct a short movie about whey.

Whey isn't like cottage cheese. Whey would be more like a by-product of the cheesemaking process. Milk separates into curds (cheese) and whey (not cheese). Basically Miss Muffet is eating chunks of curdled milk.