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Comfort Wipe

TV Buzz Did you not know that “toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting?” It is! Luckily, in 2009, you can buy something to wipe your ass for you! (Note: it is internet law that I pause and ponder aloud whether this might be some sort of viral ad or joke. Mystery!)

Amanda Dobbins Viral Loved 10 posted about 7 months ago

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Michele N. thinks Comfort Wipe is WTF, OMG & LOL about a week ago ×
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Brittany H. thinks Comfort Wipe is Ew, WTF & OMG about 6 months ago ×
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Heresthebestpart Comfort Wipe and thinks it’s OMG & WTF about 7 months ago ×
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Tim M. Comfort Wipe and thinks it’s Trashy, Ew & WTF about 7 months ago ×
Josh Speciale thinks Comfort Wipe is WTF & LOL about 7 months ago ×
I can't believe I'm the first person to point out that this is clearly being secretly marketed at massively obese people.

angryifunfed
7 months ago
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Eduardo C. thinks Comfort Wipe is Ew about 7 months ago ×
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Erick Arroqui thinks Comfort Wipe is OMG & Ew about 7 months ago ×
Tim K. thinks Comfort Wipe is Ew about 7 months ago ×
It's utterly brilliant! Who would want to touch fresh, sanitary toilet paper when they could grab onto a germ-infested butt-bat?

WhatTheHolyHeck ♪♫♪
7 months ago
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Mootzilla thinks Comfort Wipe is LOL & WTF about 7 months ago ×
i'm guessing these sort of people who buy this never have sex either…..not without a device to touch all those 'dirty things'……

Sarah S.
7 months ago
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Sarah S. thinks Comfort Wipe is WTF about 7 months ago ×
Kenn Lacsa thinks Comfort Wipe is WTF & Ew about 7 months ago ×
Luis D. thinks Comfort Wipe is WTF about 7 months ago ×
“Toilet paper's so archaic…” That's why you should wipe yourself with something on the end of a stick, just like in ancient Rome!

Billy
7 months ago
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Jackson G Comfort Wipe and thinks it’s LOL, WTF & OMG about 7 months ago ×
Julie VanSoestberg Denning thinks Comfort Wipe is OMG & Geeky about 7 months ago ×
I read that headline wrong. I thought that you could HIRE someone to wipe your ass for you. Well, on Craigslist you probably could.

Tom Ottoman
7 months ago
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Ilana Glazer Comfort Wipe and thinks it’s LOL about 7 months ago ×
“Who the hell folds toilet paper? Have I been doing something wrong for decades? Meh.” Dude are you serious? The only people who don't fold the toilet paper into neat squares are uncivilized savages. Do you just grab toilet paper and bunch it up? what are you an ape? I wouldn't be able to shake your hand if I met you.

nononono
7 months ago
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Ronan Campbell thinks Comfort Wipe is WTF, OMG & LOL about 7 months ago ×
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Frank N Stein thinks Comfort Wipe is Ew about 7 months ago ×
Whatever; this is just another pointless step, still archaic and crude. When will everyone realize the simple elegance and utility of the three seashells?

Bryant T.
7 months ago
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Bryant T. thinks Comfort Wipe is WTF about 7 months ago ×
The fat guy says that being “big” has it's “advantages…and disadvantages.” What exactly are the advantages of being too fat to wipe your own ass?

TayTay
7 months ago
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Elissar K. thinks Comfort Wipe is WTF about 7 months ago ×
This is a joke, right?
And if not, why isn't the shamwow guy doing this ad?
“My ass is dirty, and now it's not! Stop having a boring bathroom experience.”

Spaghetty Irish
7 months ago
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WorldCitizen thinks Comfort Wipe is LOL about 7 months ago ×
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0006TSMLE/?tag=buzz0f-20

I still prefer the “Bottom Buddy”.

Dave Friedel, Easily Impressed Lunatic
7 months ago
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I needed one of these shit sweepers when I had my gallbladder removed. Where were you then, Comfort Wipe?

Jennifer Michaelis Egging
7 months ago
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Who the hell folds toilet paper? Have I been doing something wrong for decades? Meh.

Dave Friedel, Easily Impressed Lunatic
7 months ago
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Andrew S. thinks Comfort Wipe is OMG about 7 months ago ×
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April Granzow Comfort Wipe and thinks it’s Trashy, WTF & LOL about 7 months ago ×
Think about it. With an extra 18 inches of reach, you could wipe just about anybody's ass. Sign me up!

oOo
7 months ago
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This brings only one thing to mind…

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Chris Rosa
7 months ago
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Diana Gibaldi thinks Comfort Wipe is WTF about 7 months ago ×
No Joke! Own One for $19.95!

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Richard Chemel
Viral Loved 20 7 months ago
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John W thinks Comfort Wipe is WTF & LOL about 7 months ago ×
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