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    Christmas With John Malkovich

    John Malkovich reads Twas the Night Before Christmas and discourses on related holiday fare.

    Amanda Dobbins
    by Amanda Dobbins

    Community Contributor

    This is also a good excuse to explore the physics of Christmas (specifically, all the different ways that Santa's sleigh should scientifically burst into flames.) Please feel free to share any personal algorithms or beliefs you may have concerning Santa's battle with the space-time continuum.

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