Chili Half-Smoke

Noted food-critic Barack Obama ordered this D.C.-area delicacy at the famous Ben's Chili Bowl but has since been criticized for having to ask about it first.

Bill Cosby, who until the Rise of Obama was the only person allowed to eat for free at Ben's, is particularly pissed off. For inquiring minds, a half-smoke is "a processed meat tube that's a lot plumper" and spicier than your average hot dog. Obama was probably just hoping for a restaurant-sanctioned semi-cigarette, but I guess the processed meat sounds ok too.