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http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/captain-sporkHere we are.
Damn. I hate being old enough to see my son and his friends in that pic… rather than seeing a boy-toy for “moi”. Double damn. My birth certificate says 46… my mind says 17… my body says world’s oldest living woman.