
Source: tinycartridge.com
I did a little reading on the Charmander, and I’d have to agree; #5 is pretty non-negotiable.
Good shoes do matter a lot…but “able to buy me good shoes” is waaaay more important. (My boyfriend just read this and rolled his eyes. He knows.)
HAHA I fit all of her criteria …and I would be a TERRIBLE boyfriend (my Empoleon would stomp a puny Charmander’s @$$ btw)
My advice is to never bother with a woman who would make a list like this. Anyone who’s been with such a woman knows why.
I think “must use no more than two different pens/markers to compose a single list” is going on my list.
Any guys out there writing “Girlfriend Criteria” or are you all chicken shit (like me) to post it? 1-3 on mine are all the same as it turns out.
Psyduck was always my favorite. Maybe I’ve got a chance with this chick?
Amanda Dobbins put it next to her mirror mirror on the wall, and the front page of course… lame.
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