Aaaaand that is why we play baseball SERIES. A one game playoff could only sound like a good idea to someone who has never watched baseball. bud selig is such a fucking jackass.

That is just smart politics. To understand American politics you have to be cynical and see that every candidate’s positions are not the result of conviction but of vote garnering. What Murdoch said is no different than what any liberal political scientist would say. Full disclosure: I am a flaming liberal that would like to give Murdoch more than a handful of swift kicks to the balls.

Please stop with the rubbable gifs.

Lillie is even winking. calm down girl.

No, your closing ceremonies were just pretty bad.

what a fucked take on Christianity. as exemplified in #15…jesUSAves— YAY WAR! BOO GAY SEX!

Apple is garbage attracting brainwashed ad-whores who believe sleekness justifies slave labor.

Fuck Israel.

“Only thinks of you as a friend.”

Funniest buzzfeed post in months. R *** should do the writing around here.

Thoroughly underwhelmed.

Being total dicks? Cry me a river.

Hmm didn’t know that satan hosted a festival.

It is a brave new world.

Give me my 5 minutes back. This list is garbage.

Perhaps you could mention the fact that the idea of blowing up a bridge was the FBI agent’s idea. I mean, just minor details.

What?

I got lost in the land o’ lakes.

I don’t see a problem with either of those men. Heaven forbid they offend your privileged white sentiments.

America, Land of the Free.