1. This total dad joke:
2. When you're trying to exhibit sabr:
3. And when you're trying desperately to keep that "no dating before marriage" dream alive:
4. When you hear a dirty joke, but you're still trying to stay on the Straight Path:
5. And even the road seems stacked against you:
6. Learning to develop the thickest skin possible:
7. Seeing a cute dress at the mall and knowing you can't take it home:
8. Function > Fashion
9. The best prayer for saving yourself from mom's wrath:
10. THIS MOMENT:
11. Needing a backup wallpaper for mom:
12. This argument you probably had with your parents:
13. The things brothers wear to the mosque:
14. When you get completely indecipherable questions:
15. The worst kind of thievery:
16. When your mom adds you on Snapchat:
17. Using your Islamic education for good:
18. Drake's slow transformation into a total wallah-bro:
19. And when your parents had only one cure for any questionable behavior:
When you catch your 2 year old in the alcohol aisle