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adens commented on What's The Funniest Thing That Happened When You Lost Your Virginity?
It happened in the back of a Jeep Cherokee with my head banging against the door the entire time, struggling to breathe because the guy had all of his weight on my chest. And it took forever! 10 minutes after he said with a straight face “sorry, it would’ve been faster but I already…
7/18/2019
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adens commented on Tell Us The Worst Mistakes Tourists Make When Visiting Chicago For The First Time
Don’t wear a short dress or skirt inside the city. It’s called the Windy City for a reason. I made one step out onto the streets as a firs time tourist and flashed my butt to an entire bus full of people passing by. The gusts are strong!
7/18/2019
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adens commented on Estheticians, What's The Wildest Experience You've Had While Waxing Someone?
Oh man...was this me?? Hahaha
7/16/2019
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adens commented on Estheticians, What's The Wildest Experience You've Had While Waxing Someone?
I’m not an esthetician, but I scarred mine for life one time when a glop of my MUCOUS PLUG fell out of my vagina and onto the table as I butterflied my legs open during a routine Brazilian. The look on her face went from carefree to WTF so fast. I was mortified. Apologizing loudly…
7/14/2019
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adens commented on 18 Intimate Moments That People Had With Complete Strangers That'll Make You Say "Aww"
You must not have kids
4/17/2019
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adens commented on Tell Us The Unique Story Of How You Met Your College Sweetheart
I never would’ve thought that the guy who whipped out his penis for me in the back of the bar to show me his apadravia piercing hours after we first met would wind up being the love of my life. But here we are 9.5 years and 3 kids later and still madly in love! It was our senior…
3/29/2018
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adens commented on Tell Us Your Funniest Pregnancy Sex Story
That thing that’s not supposed to happen, that doctors assure you will not happen, wound up happening to us during my third pregnancy. In an act of particularly deep doodle-bopping one night, our little unborn sadist actually managed to KICK HIM IN THE PENIS mid-thrust. She had been…
1/24/2018
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adens commented on What's The Weirdest Thing You've Noticed On "Friends"?
Monica and Rachel's apartment number changes from 5 to 20 at some point. And Joey and Chandler's from 4 to 19. The purpose was to reflect their apartments being on higher floors, but it really used to angrily confuse me before I knew!
2/23/2017
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adens commented on Tell Us About How Hilariously Terrible Losing Your Virginity Was
When this soft, plump white guy bought magnum XL condoms in front of me and all of his friends I should've known it would be terrible. But I was an insecure high school sophomore and he was a senior with something to prove so I went with it. He took me to the parking lot of his best…
9/23/2016
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adens commented on Tell Us The Most Creative Ways You've Cheated On An Exam
I'm not friends with math, unless we're talking about the only kind of math that my mind can make sense of: algebra. As such, I came in handy for knowing answers. But when our HS teacher caught onto some not-so-surreptitious-over-the-shoulder-sneak-peaking from my bff (who was sitting…
9/15/2016
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