in person his age shows more prominently but regardless he is a sexy beast

I believe if you want to eat at a restaurant, you must be required to work one EXTREMELY busy shift full of shitty tippers.

When I was in Vegas, we went to the Rio Buffet, but we only had about 40 minutes before our show and had to rush. Putting my server skills to work, I grabbed 4 plates in one turn and ate everything. I made sure to eat quickly in order to fit everything before my brain realized I was full. It was awesome.

I hate how women feel like they have to say they don’t masturbate. I have so many friends that swear they have never done it which is total bullshit. This idea that we should be ashamed with our bodies and what we do with them annoys me. I am interested in seeing this and seeing the divide in opinions, and hope this allows women to see that it is not such a dirty, taboo act.

18/18 booyeahkasha how did I know this so well though…

As Jenna Maroney once said “A drinking contest? What am I, 12 and at my boyfriend’s frat party?”

parents used to do hardcore shit. My dad burned a tattoo off with a cigarette. I complain over a sunburn. Generation gap I guess

g-rated? explain

yes, but was born in Winnipeg, Manitoba. That’s like saying well Linda is Italian, since her parents are from Italy, and Gretzky’s grandpa immigrated from the former Russian Empire, so despite being born in Canada, it is impossible to be Canadian with their backgrounds. This is simply saying they were born in Canada, therefore Canadian citizens.