The Sad Truth Behind Purebred Dogs May Make You Upset

If you own a purebred, this might be ruff. Just don’t terrier yourself up about it.

1. CollegeHumor is here to ruin all our dog fun and unleash the awful truth about purebreds.

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2. The way we talk about dog breeds is all wrong. We think they occur naturally, when we, in fact, engineer them.

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3. Mutts are actually dogs in their natural, healthy state, and pure-breeding is a form of genetic manipulation.

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4. In truth, 90% of all dog breeds were created in the last 100 years.

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5. Kennel clubs prohibit purebred dogs from ever mating outside their breed, and often mate them with their own parents and siblings!

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6. Even though they’re so cute and fluffy and wrinkly and UGH, a century of inbreeding has made purebreds very sick.

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7. So go to your local shelter and get yourself a puppy mutt! They’re 100% all natural dog.

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