K everyone for Utah keeps saying green jello, but I am born and raised and have only ever had that when going to my grandma’s house. Have we forgotten the raspberry shakes at Bear Lake? They are SO good, and a damn sight more accurate that *green jello.* Get outta here with your stereotypes.
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Worked at an all girls summer camp. Girl ended up starting her period FOR THE FIRST TIME on a hike, freaked out, bled everywhere, and screamed the whole way as we walked down the mountain together. She had no idea what a period was. No one had ever explained to her, a 13 year old…Â
I have a fear of giant statues. The Sphinx, Statue of Liberty, Easter Island heads, Mt. Rushmore, the giant Rio statue. Giant, human-like statues, man. I can't handle them.
Yeeeeahhhh not posh at all. I lived in horse country! It was a big deal when we got a fast food joint and a gas station about 12 years back. And then we got a grocery store! Luckily there were towns all over that had movie theaters and shopping so we weren't so isolated.
I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it! I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire! A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s! The sewer people stole my skateboard!…Â
I have always felt sad for people who have never experienced a White Christmas. I have spent my holiday break in many places but it always comes back to snow and snowmen and snowball fights and sledding and hot chocolate and now I want it to be Christmas.
Oh my. My neighbor set me up with her brother who was 12 years older than me. He brought up politics and scolded me for being a feminist the entire time, saying it wasn't needed anymore and women had achieved all the equality they deserved. WORST.
I went to a crap high school for one year and then they built a new one closer to my house that was really fancy and sparkly. So yeah, not really crap at all.
You will be asked to do everything to help, but the groomsmen will only be asked to get more drunk and embarrass themselves on the dance floor. It is not good to dwell in bitterness over this fact the whole night. One of the reasons we need feminism tbh.
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