1. The Girl Who Can't Stay In One Place For Five Minutes
2. The Boy Who Randomly Decides to Sneak Off Into The Woods and Piss off Walkers
3. The Baby Who Kills Her Mom
4. The Boy Who Got Sick
5. The Girl Who's Batshit Crazy
6. The Boy Who Decides That The Midst Of A Zombie Invasion Is The Perfect Time To Settle Some Beef
7. This Little Shit
And that, friends, is how The Walking Dead warns us all that the only way to survive a zombie apocalypse is to use condoms.