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bitches have a full closet and wear the same clothes every week. its me. i’m bitches. bitch.
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u only get about 176 chances with me. i don’t tolerate much
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you: you owe it to yourself be happy me, visibly agitated, gritting teeth: I don’t owe that bitch anything.
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i be at parties wit no data standin in the corner looking at my settings screen like damn this shit go crazy
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My drunk ass lookin at the McDonalds menu at 3:32am
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“you gotta let people stop walking all over you” https://t.co/py9Xmy07hW
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person: *says something really sweet* me: *reads it over and over for a month*
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there’s so many ppl i wanna be friends with but i’m constantly terrified of what ppl think of me so instead of attempting to make friendships i just silently hope that they’ll reach out to me first. fun!
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The girl in my 3rd grade class that told everyone she was part horse and ate grass at recess is engaged and I have been ghosted 4 times in the last month. Much to think about
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I can relate to blenders because I also scream while I'm doing my job.
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Them: When ima see you Me: By accident
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me: *notices that I'm being judgmental* me to me: I did not raise you this way
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cold case files: and he left his bloody fingerprint on the door knob me laying in bed eating chips and salsa: what a fuckin idiot
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me: ugly ass me 3 minutes ago: why am i so cute??
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me leaving my room for the first time to have my very first meal of the day at 6pm
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my body: please..... some vegetables me: hot cheetos.... pero con limón because my body is a temple 😌✨
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Bitches do their makeup just to have a photo shoot in their room and not even go out, it’s me I’m bitches.
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My biggest flaw as a girl is not being able to french braid my own hair... it’s really a setback in life
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one direction: i cant be no superman but for you i'll be superhuman 13 year old me:
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it’s friday night. my friends are all out drinking and i’m at home watching moana
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