Community·Posted on Jun 9, 201920 Tweets That Are So Freaking Funny They'll Turn Your Whole Day Around"Oh yeah? Well caterpillars also stay in bed for a month at a time and look how they turn out."by Zoe YuCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. James @CaucasianJames not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time i truly felt free 02:07 AM - 06 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Hannah Baxter @Isapalindrome Just watched a man bringing home a goldfish on the train accidentally pop the bag- fish flops onto the floor. 3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man). Guy chugs the last of his coffee and throws the fish in his cup. Lady next to him empties in her bottle of water. 11:13 PM - 17 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Mary @merm__ My sister is trying to have a baby and my mom is continuing to be a headass 10:16 PM - 31 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 𝓁𝒾𝓋 @visitkingdoms there’s 2 sides to every story 😔 02:48 PM - 13 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. royse @Roysenotes my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling 10:09 PM - 15 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. RUTH-ANN @RuthAnnJoy I am not in a Walmart parking lot physically right now but I am in a Walmart parking lot emotionally 09:08 PM - 03 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Tas @_taz_maniaa Did you even do an essay if you didn’t do google search like this... 02:25 PM - 31 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Lauren Hough @laurenthehough I found a phone by the pool earlier and texted the person who kept texting to let them know I’d found the phone and now TWO people are saying it’s their boyfriend’s and he’s saying don’t give it to one of them but she might lie so fuck this shit I just called his mom now he’s mad 08:04 PM - 02 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 🏳️🌈Tricky Two🏳️🌈 @ChaosMuffet my 8 year old daughter emails me a lot while I'm at work 07:04 AM - 02 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jordd™ @jordantink I just realized when your phone autocorrects to “ducking” it means crouching down and has nothing to do with ducks. How did I forget that was a real word 10:58 PM - 16 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. eric curtin @dubstep4dads reply to this with the weirdest image in your phone gallery ill start 06:20 PM - 15 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Zach Mullis @zmullis Why is Spiderman so thicc 12:16 AM - 26 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 𓇋♖ ʳ’ ʰ ˡ ˡ ᵒ ʳ 𓄿♘ @versacherries Mothers coming into your room after telling you to get up for the last hour 01:56 PM - 24 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. and my glock @cumwitch Y’all this Johnny Cash boot pic got me fucked up lmao 12:45 PM - 23 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. fishy 🐠 @fishbowel Crush: what are u doing Me: laying in bed listening to music Crush: nice what kind Me: it’s memory foam Crush: no like who’s your favorite artist Me: Picasso 04:48 PM - 20 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters This divorce lawyer. I’m screaming 09:08 AM - 19 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Mac McCann @MacMcCannTX oh yeah? Well caterpillars also stay in bed for a month at a time and look how they turn out 03:45 AM - 18 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. alien skier 👽👽👽 @clichedout her: will u take out the garbage me: do it yourself her: me: BACKSPACE uh I mean ok sure her: wait did u just- me: CTRL+Z doing it now her: u can't just "undo" this conversation Me: ESC ESC idk what ur talking about CTRL+ALT+DEL 11:26 PM - 15 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. k e i t h 🐤🥔 @KeetPotato me: [whispers] "don't tell my wife i made bacon in the toaster" my wife: [getting out car] "what the hell happened?!" all 6 firemen: "he made bacon in the toaster" 02:02 PM - 19 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called DARTH VADER: the death— [inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard] DARTH VADER: uh the health star 12:57 AM - 15 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!