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Are You Isabel Eng Or Nah

What's your favorite pastime?

You see an attractive person sitting across from you in the airport. What do you do?

What's your favorite splurge item at Paws n Go?

Choice of outerwear?

Are you bougie?

What's your favorite thing about ~sratting~?

Favorite movie reference?

Social media idol?

Whose snapchat story do you watch first?

Favorite color?

Last question. Are you trifling?

Whoa, you're basically Isabel Eng in another person's body! You love to hate science, but you've dedicated your life to it already. #oops
You're cursed to sit near hot people all the time without interacting with them, and even when you do, they're annoying AF. You love going home to your almond farm and making some strawberry dairy-free, fat-free, no-whip, sugar-free almond milk! Your family's alright too. People always count on you to tell it like it is, from wise words like "shut the fuck up" to "if I'm not crying, nobody's crying!" Your friends hate to love you but it's love nonetheless! On a typical day, you can be seen swearing under your breath in all of your classes, wearing dark colored stripes, rocking the most fashionable footwear ever known to mankind, and getting #swole. You're constantly on the lookout for a worthy person to spend your life with, but let's be real, no one can come close to your standards.

Isabel Eng

Hmm, you're not like Isabel at all. You probably spend your weekends at whatever rager is happening and you love life to the fullest. You're probably one of those people with a surplus of meal points, even with a bronze meal plan. There's no need to stress about academics, because everything around you is great! Honestly, your lifespan is probably significantly longer because of it. Count your blessings and keep binging on fast food and Netflix, because who needs the gym when Jim from The Office has you enthralled in his Pam-Jim love story?

Not Isabel Eng

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