1. Physical: Tan, Athletic, and very Strong Arms from years of Canoeing.
2. About: Native American Princess, Tree Whisperer, Has a thing for White Guys.
3. Dislikes: Deforestation, Arranged Marriages, Painting with Only One Color of the Wind.
4. If you found yourself wanting to go tell your old willow tree looking granny about your new crush, John, then join your local canoe club and get ready to fight the British.
- A newly unearthed Homeland Security report contradicts Donald Trump's travel ban, saying country of origin is not a reliable indicator of terrorism.
- A draft of an Obamacare repeal plan was released that would strip many benefits and taxes from the healthcare law, while blocking federal funds from Planned Parenthood.
- Time to change your passwords: Uber and Fitbit are among the millions of websites that may have been compromised 🔐
- A billboard in North Carolina that claims "Real men provide. Real women appreciate it," has sparked controversy across the country 👀