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What to Write in Your First E-mail to That Hot Dancer You Met On Friday Night.
Ever go to a strip club and meet someone you really had a connection with? Here's some tips on what to say in that first e-mail contact.
Shobiz Newsy News #63
Megan Fox's movie bombs, Amanda Bynes retires from acting, Perez Hilton in trouble with Miley Cyrus, Lady Ga-Ga in trouble with the Yankees, and Khloe Kardashian buys husband Lamar a gift. Plus TWIP!
Speed Drawing Rogue
Pretty cool ink drawing
Shobiz Newsy News #61
Ty Paddington is back! The Jersey Shore kids get a raise, John Travolta converts some Haitians, Brittany Murphy's husband sues, Heidi Montag is plastic and Jessica Simpson farts. Plus TWIP!
TIGER WOODS JOKES
19 Tiger Woods Jokes. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah. Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree. Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger. Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it. Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy. Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…” What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one Tiger Woods is tree under. Tiger woods has a lot of cars, now he has a “hole in one”. What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning? She was clubbing. Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife. Elin’s excuse? She had to play a bad lie. We now see that Tiger Woods drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway. What crossed Elin’s mind as she stood there with a golf club in her hand as she heard his lame excuses? “Just do it…” Tiger’s next commercial: “Hi, I’m Tiger Woods, and when my wife comes after me in a domestic dispute, I make sure she uses the Nike SQ Dynamo driver.” What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.
"Dear John" Movie Trailer
Another movie based on a Nicholas Sparks novel.
"SALT" Movie Trailer
Angelina Jolie in a new action flick.
"Date Night" Movie Trailer
Steve Carell & Tina Fey in a new movie
Shobiz Newsy News #58
Kayne & Taylor Swift at the VMAs, Ellen is the new Idol judge, Whitney admits to using crack on Oprah & Jessica Simpson’s dog gets taken by a coyote! Plus TWIP!